I don't know about you, but I don't have red pants.  But I really want to wear all red to opening night, so what do I do?

Clearly, I could buy a cheap pair of khakis and dye them red, but I don't really want to do that, so I started googling for red khaki's - they're kinda hard to come by.

But then I discovered red scrubs.  You know, the kind of pants that nurses and surgeons wear.

But a lot of places that sell scrubs don't have real red colors.  But I was able to find Dickie's brand scrubs in a color they call "True Red" and they're really inexpensive.

http://www.mynursinguniforms.com/mens-scrubs.html

Check out the Unisex Drawstring pants.  For good measure, I also bought a Unisex V-Neck top, both available in True Red.

Now.. where did Chuck Amato get those red shoes....